Privacy Agreement

Our Web site's Privacy Policy is designed to help you, the reader, understand that we don't collect and use the personal information you decide to share with others - socially, professionally, or otherwise. We hope you make informed decisions when reading our Web site, and realize that the content provided is intended to provide humor and only humor. Any additional consequence was not foreseeable nor intended.

By using, accessing, or reading this Web site, you are accepting the practices described in this Privacy Policy. If such practices are onerous or unacceptable to you, please navigate to another Web site immediately.

This Web site is not a licensee of the TRUSTe Privacy Program. TRUSTe is an independent, non-profit organization whose mission is to build users' trust and confidence in the Internet by promoting the use of fair information practices. This privacy statement covers this Web site because this Web site wants to demonstrate its commitment to your privacy, and the fact that it is not a licensee of the TRUSTe Privacy Program is irrelevant, because this Web site and those responsible for it does not and cannot actively collect personal, professional, private, public, or any other type of information about its readers. If you, the reader, are asked to provide such information, please DO NOT comply and DO report such "phishing" to the appropriate authorities.

If you have questions or concerns regarding this statement, you should first contact our (imaginary) privacy staff. While we are concerned with your privacy, because we refrain from active collection of information, we have no need to allocate resources for a privacy staff. As such, we hope you have no need for an acknowledgement of your inquiry or the satisfactorily address of your inquiry. You should not contact TRUSTe Watchdog at http://www.truste.org/consumers/watchdog_complaint.php. because as previously stated, this Web site is not a licensee of the TRUSTe Privacy Program. TRUSTe cannot then serve as a liaison with us to resolve your concerns. If all else fails, keep your personal information personal.